Tag: humour

  • Spring Nonsense

    The life on Mars
    is rather sparse.
    It’s very hot
    and dry on Mars.

    They grow mushrooms
    in the dark
    and walk their ogies
    in the park.

    They walk, so couth,
    with gravitas,
    for gravity
    is big on Mars.

    There is a festival
    of spring
    to bounce wildly,
    scream and sing.

    They light the lanterns
    by the stream
    and eat their mushroom-root
    ice cream.

    The ogies frolic
    off the lead,
    they quack and squeak
    and pay no heed.

    The spring is full
    of mirth and girth,
    it’s worth on Mars
    its worth on Earth.

  • Let’s Talk About Love…

    And once again – let’s talk about love.
    The spring had sent our hearts and lips aflutter.
    Wild pigeons coo, cats scream, girls preen, men mutter,
    while cupids in the clouds up above
    adjust their nappies and pick up their bows,
    with whoops of joy they go hell-for-leather.
    It’s their season as all heaven knows:
    they hunt in summer, they are dressed for weather.
    The cupids bet who’ll bag the biggest number,
    intent on their prey they push and shove.
    They rush to live before their winter slumber.
    But I digress… Let’s talk about love.

    Let’s talk about sharing what’s dear
    and feeling awkward when the other’s gone.
    The dread of loss replacing loss of fear
    and sense of joy replacing fleeting fun.
    About warmth amidst the deepest cold,
    being a distance runner, not a sprinter,
    your stamina replaces speed of old.
    You know joy in spring and love – in winter.

  • Louvre

    Art is always revealing.
    The more dignified are the robes, the more naked is the fear of exposure.

  • SWALK

    I don’t believe in fate
    and yet my fate is sealed.
    Before I knew myself
    you sealed it with a kiss.
    I fought my self and yours,
    but open wounds re-healed
    until the flames of pain
    extinguished with a hiss.

    Alas, secure fate
    went quickly off the rail:
    you sealed it with a kiss
    and dropped it in the mail.

  • Travel etiquette

    Standing squashed on the train,
    through persistent migraine
    going down the drain
    with the dregs,

    look around and up,
    squeeze your gaze in the gap
    ‘twixt the arms and the crap
    in the bags.

    Think of people inside
    this elaborate hide
    made to coddle and hide
    their fears:

    some are dressed to impress,
    some are dressed to possess,
    some are dressed to undress,
    it appears.

    As they hang off handrails,
    in the hamster-wheel race,
    do your best to embrace
    their sorrow.

    Don’t be sad, don’t be mad.
    Smile and nod, look ahead.
    They or you could be dead
    by tomorrow.

  • I

    I know I am special – I am unique.
    And so is everyone else.
    Of course, in my heart of hearts, I believe that I am more unique than others…
    fortunately, in my head of heads, I know it not to be true.

  • Simple logic

    If you spend enough time filling your space with junk, you inevitably run out of both.

  • Nature

    The idea of “natural” being equivalent to “good” was invented in the early 18th century by Romantics, people who made a career out of being unable to think straight.

  • A tree

    I could never make up anything as complex as a tree. Fortunately, I don’t have to – there are plenty of trees around. Unfortunately, I took half a lifetime to figure it out.

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