Tag: humour

  • Stage set

    I consider freedom of thought and belief essential for the functioning of a society I want to live in and, therefore, I am for the people’s freedom to practice their religion. Unfortunately, most religions disagree.

  • Monsters under-lit

    One of the main tasks of childhood is to learn how to deal with monsters.
    This is why dinosaurs are so fascinating for children –
    they are monsters, concrete and palpable.
    There is nothing human about them,
    they kill with teeth and claws, not words, greed and cowardice.
    They are easy, training monsters,
    a menace you can understand, a threat without ambivalence.
    What do you do if you meet a monster?
    Do you run?
    Do you fight?
    Do you train to be stronger than them?
    Do you learn to be smarter?
    After going to the Museum of Natural History
    and learning about T-Rex
    you couldn’t stop laughing:
    running around with your arms pressed into your sides,
    waving your hands feebly at chest-level,
    saying, ‘itty-bitty hands!’
    I think you chose the best option.
    I think you will be all right.

  • An observation

    White feathers litter the ground
    under the castle wall,
    torn out by doves
    fighting for nesting sites.

  • Self-portrait

    Who am I?
    Am I reflections of the world or the mirrors reflecting it?
    Where do I begin?
    What is inside and what is outside?
    Inside and outside of what?
    There is no one answering.
    I hope there is someone asking.

  • Fractal universe

    We live in an endless universe consisting of space and time… and we are always short of both.

  • Reflection on mixed metaphors

    I’d rather lose an arm and a leg
    than be afraid of trying.
    After all, limbs and bank accounts
    can be fixed,
    but a broken spirit is irreparable;
    it will haunt you
    for the rest of your life –
    which would be extremely trying,
    indeed.

  • De-evolution

    People who tell you to go back to your roots are merely lonely –
    they have already devolved to the pre-sapient stage and want you to join them back there.

  • Life IS fair

    In relationships you are paid in kind.
    You invest emotionally – you get love or hate.
    You invest time and effort – you get attention.
    You invest formally – you get a proper spouse.
    You invest financially – you get an expensive divorce.

  • Compensatory Sense

    You know about compensatory senses?
    How blind people develop more acute hearing and so on?
    Well, I can barely see, and my hearing is none too good.
    So, I had to develop a compensatory sense of humour.

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